I had an idea. Let's see how this goes...

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
12/01/2016 at 13:04 • Filed to: None

Update: Not giving up.

Update 2: The battle is over but the war has not ended. I will get Lamborghini Yellow, Tennessee Orange, and British Racing Green as the official names of the colors instead of just “spring colors”, gray, and navy.

And sorry Canadians. You can’t come wearing denim apparently. I tried.

DISCUSSION (44)

MonkeePuzzle > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:08

even the chat bubbles are in denim blue!

For Sweden > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:09

Yass

She better have a nice Jeep or something.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > For Sweden
12/01/2016 at 13:09

She drives a Lexus like me

For Sweden > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:10

acceptable

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > For Sweden
12/01/2016 at 13:11

Except hers is a RX350 because she likes crossovers. I tried to get her in a GS350 but it didn’t work. She wanted the space of her mom car.

itschrome > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:11

I’m trying to convince mine to let me wear a tie dye tux! she’s not having it..

Tekamul > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:12

You need to compromise.

Canadian tuxedos and a ring bear.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:12

All Lexsauce are mom car. Hers is better at being a mom car. Advantage: her.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/01/2016 at 13:16

My Ls is not a mom car though... now if I get the Gx I want I will admit it being a mom car, even on 35" tires and full steel front and rear bumpers.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Tekamul
12/01/2016 at 13:16

Haha her step brother had a kid dressed as a bear. She axed that quick.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > itschrome
12/01/2016 at 13:16

Guys want one decision for themselves and the girls won’t even let us have that

Tekamul > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:24

I wouldn’t settle for an off-brand bear either. Smart girl.

OPPOsaurus WRX > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:25

Dude ur getting married. U don’t get to make decisions

Also $4k for a dress.... Damn

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Tekamul
12/01/2016 at 13:25

Kinja'd!!!

No way she says no to this idea.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:25

But can they be the same beige as your lexus?

Jcarr > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:26

Kinja'd!!!

Future next gen S2000 owner > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:26

Words of wisdom:

It’s always good to have a little cash your wife doesn’t know about.

itschrome > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:34

that’s why I keep pushing for more and more crazy shit till she caves on this one.

so far the reject list includes:

a bounce house

Roaming entertainers: jugglers, fire eaters, ect...

midgets with horderves

getting married by water and having the bride arrive upon the back of a giant turtle

haha

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/01/2016 at 13:35

Reminder this is her moms house - and dads just as well off and their divorced. They already started competing for paying for the wedding ¯\_()_/¯.

Kinja'd!!!

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > itschrome
12/01/2016 at 13:36

Her dad basically offered to rent a helicopter to leave in... she said nah.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:45

You have two jobs on your wedding day, show up on time (soberish) and look pretty. You are just window dressing, accept that and everything will go much smoother.

Also don’t make a joke about writing “help” on your left shoe and “me” on your right shoe 3 days before the wedding, apparently it’s not funny and shit hits the fan REAL quick...

Elkidmino > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/01/2016 at 13:46

You have no idea how out of control it can get...

OPPOsaurus WRX > Elkidmino
12/01/2016 at 13:48

o i’m married, I’m aware.

OPPOsaurus WRX > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 13:49

ahhh the one with the fancy staircase

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/01/2016 at 14:00

That’s the one

yamahog > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/01/2016 at 14:34

$4k for a wedding dress including alterations is the upper end of perfectly reasonable. Designer gowns are made to order and cutting corners will get you really cheap materials and construction, and even my cheap ass doesn’t want to have a cheap-looking dress that won’t hold up through the day.

(I’m in a local wedding buy/sell/trade group and see some real shit)

yamahog > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 14:37

My level of involvement with wedding planning is “pick colors, dress, and let Travis do everything else” and even I’d nix the Canadian tuxedo.

ttyymmnn > yamahog
12/01/2016 at 14:38

My wife bought hers off the rack. Got it for a couple hundred bucks and she looked stunning. Then again, she would have knocked me out if she wore a pantsuit.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > yamahog
12/01/2016 at 14:43

I thought Oppo was a pro Canadian environment

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
12/01/2016 at 15:29

I’d like to get married at city hall in my favorite biz-casual duds in front of a couple witnesses, nothing more. Of course, I’ll probably end up with a man who wants a traditional ceremony...

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
12/01/2016 at 15:31

Meanwhile our guest lists is around 800

yamahog > ttyymmnn
12/01/2016 at 16:05

If it came off a rack, that’s what is called a sample sale. It seriously limits one’s options for styles and sizes, and as they are essentially floor models, you run the risk of not noticing damage from other people trying it on until it’s too late.

ttyymmnn > yamahog
12/01/2016 at 16:14

All of that is correct. But it fit beautifully, and looked gorgeous. Right up until I stepped on it while we were dancing the Hokey Pokey and ripped the skirt.

OPPOsaurus WRX > ttyymmnn
12/01/2016 at 19:09

Yea my wives was right around $1k. Its a crazy amount to spend on 1 dress for 1 day

ttyymmnn > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/01/2016 at 19:47

And I get grief when I charge $200 to play trumpet for a wedding.

OPPOsaurus WRX > ttyymmnn
12/01/2016 at 19:52

Lol I get same same thing when I’m just ‘drawing a picture of a house’

ttyymmnn > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/01/2016 at 19:54

When I was young, I wanted to be an architect. Then, I learned that it is much, much more than drawing pictures of houses.